You know how yesterday my head fell off? I just found it. Underneath a SlapChop. May I say, what an effective piece of machinery. Too bad that dude got arrested for punching a hooker or whatever, he was really on to something with that SlapChop business.
You know how recently I said my life feels like a roller coaster ride? It does. And you know how I said have a deal with the universe to not overload me with "what the FUCK?!" all at once? The universe apparently tuned into that post and laughed its ass off.
I can't even recount the day because I am still making sense of it. A play by play would exhaust you and possibly end me in a strait jacket. Everything is fine now. [Folds self into a ball in the corner. Rocks back and forth] It's fine.
All is well. All will be well. And all manner of things will be well.
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Hope all is well with your dad. Maybe its the month of March. I've had a serious bought of bad luck/WTF moments for the past 3 weeks. Capped off by my car rolling into the Lexus in front of me as I exited my car in my work's garage (there was a line of cars as it's valet parking, which sounds fancier than it is). Of course, the driver of Lexus was sitting in his car adjusting his surgical boot - you know, the kind people wear after foot surgery or when they break their foot or something. No visible car damage, or other injuries, but still, not the way I wanted to start my morning.
Thank you Diane. That Lexus story is pretty funny. I mean, when I read "surgical boot" I almost fell off the sofa laughing. Hope next week is much better all around.
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