Thursday, March 18, 2010


You know how yesterday my head fell off?  I just found it.  Underneath a SlapChop.  May I say, what an effective piece of machinery.  Too bad that dude got arrested for punching a hooker or whatever, he was really on to something with that SlapChop business. 

You know how recently I said my life feels like a roller coaster ride?  It does.  And you know how I said have a deal with the universe to not overload me with "what the FUCK?!" all at once?  The universe apparently tuned into that post and laughed its ass off.

I can't even recount the day because I am still making sense of it.  A play by play would exhaust you and possibly end me in a strait jacket.  Everything is fine now.  [Folds self into a ball in the corner.  Rocks back and forth]  It's fine.

All is well.  All will be well.  And all manner of things will be well.


diane said...

Hope all is well with your dad. Maybe its the month of March. I've had a serious bought of bad luck/WTF moments for the past 3 weeks. Capped off by my car rolling into the Lexus in front of me as I exited my car in my work's garage (there was a line of cars as it's valet parking, which sounds fancier than it is). Of course, the driver of Lexus was sitting in his car adjusting his surgical boot - you know, the kind people wear after foot surgery or when they break their foot or something. No visible car damage, or other injuries, but still, not the way I wanted to start my morning.

Silver said...

Thank you Diane. That Lexus story is pretty funny. I mean, when I read "surgical boot" I almost fell off the sofa laughing. Hope next week is much better all around.